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Dr. J's 2 Paragraph Rant
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Health Tip of the Month
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Jokes of the Month
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Video Review
Bright Pharmacist
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted.
Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last.
Just then a man came in coughing and he ask John for their best cough syrup. Try as he might John could not find the cough syrup. Remembering Bob's warning he sold the man a box of Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once.
The customer did as John said and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post.
Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to ask John what had transpired.
"He wanted something for his cough but I couldn't find the cough syrup. I substituted Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once" John explained.
"Ex-Lax won't cure a cough!" Bob shouted angrily.
"Sure it will" John said, pointing at the man leaning on the lamp post.
"Just look at him. He's afraid to cough!"
Alibi
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"
She replied, "Your horse called."
Movie Review: Again. It was video central for me and the wife. The Matchstick Men has the honor of having it shut off and rewinded about 15 minutes into it. The Rundown with the Rock as a Bounty hunter was good enough for me. Action and adventure, some comedy. Radio was awesome. Cuba Gooding as a handicapped young man, embraced by a southern football team. True story and the man is still with the football team. Duplex was a dark comedy, that was OK. Ben Stiller was a little thin in this role. The Core, was a nice mindless science fiction movie about saving the world by traveling to the center of the earth. Good. Something was lost in the translation with Lost in Translation. I violated my don't see Oscar nominated artsy films. It was watchable, but very slow and sort of depressing. Second Hand Lions was the best of the pack. Very good movie about two eccentric uncles who get stuck with there nephew. Timeline was a time travel movie that should have went back in time to the day the movie was about to start production, then they could have decided not to make it.
That's all for this month. Any comment or questions, please write back.
Dr.J.Z.
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